Rock Band to Release Cartman’s “Poker Face”

In addition to four Lady Gaga songs, Cartman’s cover of “Poker Face” will be made available in the Rock Band Music Store for Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii next week.

You know what this means? After all these years, someone up there is actually listening to my prayers.

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“Because it’s there,” said mountaineer George Mallory when asked why he climbed mountains.

I say the same thing when asked why I’m eating an entire pizza.

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“I was just thinking… How do airplanes work?”

“I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.”

“Do a lot of people get music and movies for free off the internet? I just found out this was a popular thing to do.”

“I recently went on some roller coasters. I do not like the ones where you hang upsidedown. I do like the ones where you go down FAST.”

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A google image search revealed that many people had that same idea in like, 1999.

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