- Sophia: Why is this getting to me?
- Jeremy: Because you are young, dumb and full of cum.
Monday, August 30th 2010 2:10am
"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
- Nip/Tuck
Complete history of The Soviet Union, arranged to the melody of Tetris.
To be fair, Lil Kim’s “The Jump Off” also came on shuffle and that experience was equally important.
(via drinkyourjuice)
Just realized that Snooki is Lil Kim-esque, and it’s been a really tumultuous ten minutes in my head.
Obviously they’re both bodacious, glam women — yet Kim raises me up and inspires me to experiment with fake eyelashes while Snooki makes me wonder if I remembered to take my birth control today. Curious.
(via drinkyourjuice)
This movie is the epitome of my 90s childhood.
Spotted on Queen St. E.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) — If someone were watching you all day long through a video camera or a secret two-way mirror, you would most likely behave in an unnatural way. You would want to please and impress the watcher or, at the very least, camouflage some of your normal behavior for fear that it wouldn’t meet approval. Even though there is no camera set up in the trees and no nanny-cam following your every mood, someone you know is watching you discreetly, Leo. But don’t let that information change the way you go about your life. You are doing everything right, and anyone who doesn’t think so shouldn’t be watching.
