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A google image search revealed that many people had that same idea in like, 1999.
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about Vin Diesel and called it a Vin diagram.
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Oh, the things I come home to lately.

37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested last week in Florida after she caused a two-car crash on the highway, because she was shaving her bikini line behind the wheel. If that doesn’t make your crotch hairs twitch, it gets better. While Megan was busy shaving her coochie coo, her ex-husband, who was sitting in the passenger seat, held the steering wheel for her.
One day before the shave and crash, Megan was convicted of DUI and driving with a suspended license, so she shouldn’t have been driving in the first place.
The officer at the scene told KeyNews.com (via HuffPo) that Megan told him she was shaving her business on the road, because she was “meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit.”
Megan was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.
Okay, these are my questions:
And just when I think Florida has given all it has to give, it gives even more. If Florida needed me to hold the steering wheel while it shaved its cooze in the car, I’d gladly do it.
Killed, aborted or neglected, at least 100m girls have disappeared — and the number is rising.
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