For many years it was believed that McNugget served at McDonald’s restaurants was a batter-fried piece of formed chicken. Now, Mike the Pod has learned the ugly truth. In its search for a less-expensive, more plentiful food source, McDonald’s has employed genetic engineers to create the macnugeta repulsiva, a diminutive creature that lives in tanks of protein-enriched slime lit only by black light, until its brood grows large enough for it to be thrown live into frying batter (usually when their offspring reaches the healthy number of six, nine, or twenty). Herewith, our disturbing findings.
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