I started taking Creatine today to be a super rad buff guy.  I even bought one of those 100lb jugs of the shit so I can mix up a sick shake on the go, bro.  Chances are I’m going to die in the next week due to side effects. That or my balls will shrink up and I’ll move to Jersey to open a spray tan salon.

I started taking Creatine today to be a super rad buff guy. I even bought one of those 100lb jugs of the shit so I can mix up a sick shake on the go, bro. Chances are I’m going to die in the next week due to side effects. That or my balls will shrink up and I’ll move to Jersey to open a spray tan salon.