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Sophia is a nineteen year old born and raised in Toronto. Her favourite colours are yellow and purple. She enjoys reading, cooking, lazy days at the beach, sleeping in the nude, and the occasional photography.

5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween

Like you, I don’t have time to read books. So to actually make room in my day to sit down and crack one open, it had better be a bona fide freaking flaming word volcano. I better have to wear a fucking blindfold just to stifle the sound of my eyeballs laughing.

So when I say these are the horror novels worth reading this Halloween, I’m not dicking around.

Saturday, October 17th 2009 1:54pm