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Sophia is a nineteen year old born and raised in Toronto. Her favourite colours are yellow and purple. She enjoys reading, cooking, lazy days at the beach, sleeping in the nude, and the occasional photography.

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The /b/urger King is an evil homosexual man with a plastic face who runs around terrorizing the Burger populace. It is speculated that he took control of the Burger underground by viciously murdering long-time crime boss The Hamburglar with nothing but a spork and a smile. Meat got BBQ’d, not fried — hence the saying “get toasted”. He made him eat his own fucking head while his wife watched, sobbing, who then proceeded to help broil the King’s meat at the local BK. The video can still be seen for $3.95 if you look hard enough for it. That’s fuckin’ cold blooded seven fourteen. They should charge at least $9.99 for that kind of shit. It’s worth it. He’s so fucking hardcore the fags at EA decided to give him a spot in one of their Fight Night games, where he gets to beat niggers up. SHIT IS SO FUCKING CASH.

The /b/urger King is an evil homosexual man with a plastic face who runs around terrorizing the Burger populace. It is speculated that he took control of the Burger underground by viciously murdering long-time crime boss The Hamburglar with nothing but a spork and a smile. Meat got BBQ’d, not fried — hence the saying “get toasted”. He made him eat his own fucking head while his wife watched, sobbing, who then proceeded to help broil the King’s meat at the local BK. The video can still be seen for $3.95 if you look hard enough for it. That’s fuckin’ cold blooded seven fourteen. They should charge at least $9.99 for that kind of shit. It’s worth it. He’s so fucking hardcore the fags at EA decided to give him a spot in one of their Fight Night games, where he gets to beat niggers up. SHIT IS SO FUCKING CASH.

Friday, October 30th 2009 1:52am