- Danny, my brother: How do I become president?
- Me: Well, you could become a Lawyer then a Senator then run, maybe.
- Danny: Seems to take a while, huh?
- Our father: Well, you could also be a second-rate beauty queen, a trigger happy hockey mom and a failed sportscaster who became the mayor of a town with about a 10 to 1 ratio of seals to humans, and have a slut for a daughter.
- Danny: Slut?
Thursday, November 6th 2008 7:16pm
